Mudclaw Jokes[]
Tallstar: Firestar! Onewhisker! Get your asses over here!
Firestar & Onewhisker: *run to Tallstar* Yes, Tallstar?
Tallstar: Before I die, I want Onewhisker to be my deputy in place of Mudclaw, because Mudclaw'll be a terrible leader.
Onewhisker: What?!
Tallstar: You heard me, you retarded furball! Listen to me! You'll be leader in about... Two seconds. One... Two... *dies*
Onewhisker: Well, I guess that's that. *shrugs*
- - After Mudclaw finds out -
Mudclaw: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
- - During Mudclaw's rebellion -
Mudclaw: *Laughs* *sinister grin*
- Boom! Crack! -
Mudclaw: What the hell was that?!
Onestar: A tree that just got struck by lightning is about to fall on you and kill you, also creating a passage to the island in the lake so the clans may have a new gathering place.
Mudclaw: Argh! No! Seriously?! How the fuck do you know all this stuff?!
Onestar: *shrugs*
Tree: *falls on Mudclaw*
Mudclaw: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! *dies*
- Curtain*
- Silver
Tree: Die, Mudclaw!
Mudclaw: No!
- Splat -
- - Later on -
Tree: Die, Mudclaw!
Mudclaw: Not today. *weaing sunglasses* *holds up shotgun*
Tree: *stunned*
- - Even later on -
Tree: Die, Mudclaw!
Mudclaw: Noooooo!
Onewhisker: I like trains.
Tree: No! Don't, kid!
- Train runs them over and kills lake territory. -
- Curtain*