Write Jokes for Jayfeather here!Edit
Jayfeather and cinderpaw: *Walks into camp*
@$$fur: Hey Jaypaw!
Jaypaw: Its Gayfeather now!
Everyone: *drops everything they have and stop what they're doing to look at Gayfeather*
Gaystripe: OMG! seriously! Why didn't you tell me! EEEEEEEE
Gayfeather: I just got the name! EEEEE
Firestar: Leafpoop! Why GAYfeather? Why! What have you done to my grandson!
Leafpoop: It's revenge because Cinderpelt made me Leafpoop and he was showing feelings for Graystripe and about 5 other toms.
Firestar: Gayfeather wasn't even born! I have to rename you!
(Hey guys! Rowan here! On Leafpool jokes you can still use Leafpoop even after i "rename" her!)
Leafpoop: Daddy no!
Firestar: too bad you Fox-heart! I'm renaming Squirrelflight too! MAY ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CATCH THEIR OWN PREY GATHER BENEATH HIGHLEDGE FOR A CLAN MEETING!
*Everyone gathers except for Gaystripe and Gayfeather who are texting next to each other*
Firestar: HEY YOU TWO! GET OVER HERE! YOU ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER! I AM NOT PAYING THAT BILL!
Gaystripe: Jeez, you think your best friend would pay your $1000 dollar bill!
Firestar: WHAT THE HELL! $1000! Any way that's not why we are here!
Gayfeather: You tell 'em Grandpa!
Firestar: Don't call me GRANDPA! I'm still young and fesh!
- cricket chirps*
Firestar: You guys and go to The Dark Forest!
Anyway: Leafpoop is now Leaffool for naming Gayfeather *sobs for a minute* and Squirrelflight is Hurlflight for making me hurl because of her ugliness!
Firestar: Shut up!
- Everyone goes to fresh-kill pile and sees Gaystripe and Gayfeather making out!*
Everyone else: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Gayfeather and Gaystripe: Hehehe!
💁💁 hacks and the StickEdit
Jayfeather: *feels for stick then finds it and kisses it*
Hollyleaf: *walks in and sees that* JAYFEATHER?!
Jayfeather: I WAS NOT MAKING OUT WITH A STICK! *hides stick*
Hollyleaf: NOT THAT! THE STICK IS PREGNANT AND YOU MAKE OUT WITH IT?!
Jayfeather: O.O YAY! THE STICK IS EXPECTING MY KITS!
- Later on when the Stick is giving birth*
Jayfeather: PUSH STICK, PUSH!
Stick: *kits pops out magically and breaks in half*
Jayfeather: NOOOOO! MY STICK! *looks at kit* I'll name you Stickkit!
Stickkit: Fuck, I had it coming though. Wait, my mother was a stick and my father was a cat, is that even possible?
Jayfeather: Anything is possible here! To gay cats can have kits! If they can have kits, I'm pretty sure a stick and I can have kits.
Spottedleaf: *comes to mind* Bad news, Stickkit isn't yours.
Jayfeather: WHAT?! THEN WHO'S IS STICKKITS?!
Spottedleaf: Your brother *snickers*
Jayfeather: WHAT THE HELL?! *goes to kill brother*
(Jayfeather is sorting herbs.)
Leafkit and Pinekit: Jayyyyyyyyfeather!
Jayfeather: You two are getting on my last nerve.
Leafkit: I'll mess up your precious pile of leaves!
Jayfeather: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Pinekit: We already are lol